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Vegetables Demotivational Poster


THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am

Vegan Joke #10 -


TAGS: girls vegetables
Rating: 4.45/5

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TheOne - March 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
Thats kinda of a waste of time don't you think? Why don't you get some burgers on the barbie and keep asking for lettuce until its gone?

vegetables -

TAGS: bug eattin vegetables
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm


MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET - Have nothing on fresh vegetables when it comes to a kid.

HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables

TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy shit! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having sex!

NECROPHILIA - $785????? Who knew pimps catered to necrophiliacs

TAGS: necrophilia pimps prostitutes this is what happens when you don t eat your vegetables
Rating: 2.71/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:46 pm
And so life ends tragically for the president of PETA..
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
And I thought spending 50$ at the local bar and going home with some strange was expensive.
phydeaux - January 2, 2010, 4:08 am
Better be some HUGE tits under that lab el for that price...



TAGS: vegetables got game
Rating: 4.09/5

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GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:13 am
"Be Stong Little Man, this won't hurt a bit, well maybe a little at first".5L
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:30 am
She is gross.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:27 am
Eh... I didn't notice it. Cindy Crawford has a mole, so I hear.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:23 am
Can't belive I approved this.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:23 am
Strong, not stong, idiot.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:06 am
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:03 am
Face it.... your woman knows (now) that a carrot can get you pregnant!
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 3:02 am
5lions excellent!
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:02 am
I figured you'd have Narcissus'd your way outta that sure-thing!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:00 am
HaHa!!! Nicely done, Aggy. I Oedipussed out when it came to sealing the deal, though...

DEJECTED - I told my wife vegetables are good for you. Next time I'll shut up.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS - I am not going to eat vegetables, unless they are the kind that come in a hospital bed .

MUPPET SQUASH - Brought To You By the Letter "M"

Vegan -

TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!

To My Dearest Vegans -

Rutabaga Dreams -

Warning Rumor -

TAGS: carved pumpkin warning other vegetables
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:38 am
Odd factoid: There is a long standing argument as to whether a pumpkin is a fruit or veg. thepumpkinfarm states it to actually be a berry (family - Cucurbitaceae). Ah well, who cares? Make some nice decorations and a decent pie. 5l

Have A Heart -